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20 Apr 14 at 3 pm

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness, via mysteriousanimal)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via hate)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via pricklylegs)

kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

(via eridansucksdick)

sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

(via allantruong)

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
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20 Apr 14 at 2 pm

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

(via mysteriousanimal)

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20 Apr 14 at 2 pm

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

(via penishole)

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

zerodaze:

me

image

you

image

(via eridansucksdick)

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via eridansucksdick)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via eridansucksdick)