tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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bebroom:

Beautifel

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bebroom:

Beautifel
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pizzaforpresident:

Today marks the second anniversary of Li’l Sebastian’s passing.

pizzaforpresident:

Today marks the second anniversary of Li’l Sebastian’s passing.

slydigger:

*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD

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ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

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ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

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but if you give me shit Imma

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